Shower thoughts

Have you ever had a random, but fascinating idea or realization while having a shower? You’re not alone! Some of the deepest thoughts come when we do mundane tasks, so let’s share them with each other. Submit your shower thought today!

Some of the shower thoughts you see here are curated from Reddit, and some have been submitted through our website. A significant portion of the shower thoughts have been thought and written by the Quotefindr team.

If I punch myself in the face and it hurts…does that make me weak or strong?

Men get all of the blame for splashing when they go to the toilet, but none of the credit for organically jet-washing skid marks away.

Teenagers drive like they have limited time & old people drive like they have all the time in the world.

The Hobbit was a book about the dangers of greed. The Hobbit films were ruined because of greed.

Car design used to accommodate smokers with lighters and ash trays, but now we’re a decade into the smartphone era, and auto makers still haven’t thought to include a phone mount.

If Apple owned the ISS it would spell disaster for other spacecraft that wanted to dock with it.

Whenever you dig up dirt or a rock, that could be the first time it has seen the sun in millions of years.

«Strap-on» spelled backward is «no parts».

We never wash our belts, but they are the first thing we touch after wiping our butts.

Diabetes is one disease where a sugar pill isn’t a placebo.

It’s crazy that’s there’s this giant thing in the sky all the time that we’re not supposed to look at.

Depression is like being in an emotionally abusive relationship with your brain

I’ve seen my girlfriend’s butthole more times than I’ve ever seen mine.

All marijuana is considered medical marijuana if you believe laughter is the best medicine.

«Where are you» is probably the least used phrase in sign language.

Students are stereotypically viewed as being lazy, but I worked ten times harder as a student than I do in my career now

In normal English, execute and kill are synonyms, but on a computer, they’re antonyms.

A true mad scientist would only destroy half of the earth, since the other half is the control group.

«Don’t kid yourself» would be a great slogan for an abortion clinic.

Dogs probably destroy shoes because they see humans put them on before they leave the house.

Apple has anorexia: it is obsessed with thinness which leads it to remove things people actually need.

If I told you that it featured themes of bestiality, Stockholm Syndrome, slave labor, and a lynching, you would never guess ‘Beauty and the Beast’ is a kid’s movie.

Bushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton.

James Bond is going to need a Visa for his missions now.

Using solar panels to power an air conditioning unit is like using the Sun’s power against itself.

The Viagra commercial says «make sure your heart is healthy enough for sex». That’s a really deep question if you think about it in a more metaphorical way.

If opposites attract, I should be dating a gorgeous, billionaire supermodel that has a loving family.

There exists a set of finite actions that, if I performed them in the correct order, would make me a millionaire in a day. I just don’t know what they are.

Imagine how terrifying fire would be if it wasn’t a light source…

3G used to be the best thing going. Now, when my phone’s indicator says 3G, it pretty much functions like I have no signal at all.

The sinking of the Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.

Almost every hand I’ve ever shaken has had a dick in it.

The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.

The Japanese flag could actually be a pie chart of how much of Japan is Japan.

If a stranger insults me, I’ll probably ignore it, as their opinion is meaningless. If a stranger compliments me, I’ll probably treasure it, as their opinion is important.

Why do people say «tuna fish» when they don’t say «beef mammal» or «chicken bird»?

«It’s not a pyramid scheme» is a phrase almost exclusively used by people involved in pyramid schemes.

When the older generations say this generation is terrible, they’re really saying they sucked as parents.

We insult people by calling them assholes, dicks & pussies – some of the most important and essential body parts. We should be calling people we don’t like an appendix.

Every time I check my pockets for my wallet, keys, and phone, I do 25% of the macarena.

It would be a good idea to have «The Price Is Right» with billionaires, just to see how out of touch they are.

In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be asleep.

When jogging, we put on special clothes so people don’t think we are running from or to something.

Clapping is just hitting your hands together repeatedly because you like something.

I never realize how explicit my music is until my parents hear it in the car.

Scientists are adult kids stuck in the «why phase».

I am 100% confident that if I ever hit a kid with my car, it will be because I’m staring at my speedometer in a school zone.

It annoys the piss out of me that all cars’ turning signals tick at slightly different intervals.

Tobacco companies should be leading in the search for a cancer cure. The day after a cure is found, sales of cigarettes are going to go up by 500,000% from the millions of us that quit for health/longevity reasons.

Websites should post their password requirements on their login pages so I can remember WTF I needed to do to my normal password to make it work on their site.