Breaking bad quotes (science, bitch!)
Breaking bad is arguably one of the greatest TV shows of all time. Let’s go down memory lane and once again experience some of the quotes from this show.
P.S: There might be spoilers here.
Walter White
Say my name.
Jesse, you asked me if I was in the meth business, or the money business… Neither. I’m in the empire business.
I won.
You clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!
F*** you, and your eyebrows.
If you don’t know who I am, then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly.
Is this just a genetic thing with you? Is it congenital? Did your, did your mother drop you on your head when you were a baby?
I have spent my whole life scared, frightened of things that could happen, might happen, might not happen, 50 years I spent like that. Finding myself awake at three in the morning. But you know what? Ever since my diagnosis, I sleep just fine. What I came to realize is that fear, that’s the worst of it. That’s the real enemy. So, get up, get out in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard you can right in the teeth.
I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And, I was really…I was alive.
We tried to poison you. We tried to poison you because you’re an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.
I watched Jane die. I was there. And I watched her die. I watched her overdose and choke to death. I could have saved her. But I didn’t.
I told you Skyler, I warned you for a solid year: You cross me, and there will be consequences.
Stay out of my territory.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that. Walter Jr., you’re my big man. There are going to be some things that you’ll come to learn about me in the next few days. But just know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.
Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book.
Right now, what I need, is for you to climb down out of my ass. Can you do that? Will you do that for me honey? Will you please, just once, get off my ass? You know? I’d appreciate it. I really would.
Jesse Pinkman
What good is being an outlaw when you have responsibilities?
This is my own private domicile, and I will not be harassed.
Are we in the meth business, or the money business?
Would you just, for once, stop working me?
We make poison for people who don’t care. We probably have the most un-picky customers in the world.
I'm not turning down the money. I'm turning down you.
Like I came to you, begging you to cook meth. ‘oh hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal?
Yeah, Mr. White! You really do have a plan! Yeah, science!
Yeah, b****. Magnets!
Mr. White…he’s the devil. You know, he Is…smarter than you, He is luckier than you.
I uh…I eat a lot of frozen stuff… it’s usually pretty bad.
Coin flip is sacred.
You add plus a douchebag to a minus douchebag and you get, like, zero douchebags.
You got me riding shotgun to every dark recess of this state. It’d be nice if you clued me in a little.
You don’t need a criminal lawyer. You need a 'criminal' lawyer.
So roll me further, b****.
Ah… wire…
What do I look like? Scarface?
Yo, Gatorade me, B****.
I’m a Blowfish! Blowfish! Yeah! Blowfishin’ this up!
Saul Goodman
Clearly his taste in women is the same as his taste in lawyers: only the very best... with just a right amount of dirty!
Don't drink and drive, but when you do, call Saul.
What did you expect? Haji's quick vanish?
Walt told me you took a run at this Bogdan character, and he wrestled you into submission with his eyebrows.
Did the academy hire you right out of the womb? You guys get younger and younger every year. We have laws, detective, have your kindergarten teacher read them to you.
Congratulations! You're now officially the cute one of the group.
If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once convinced a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked, because I believed it!
Look, let’s start with some tough love, all right? Ready for this? Here goes: You two suck at peddling meth. Period.
If i ever get anal polyps, at least I know what to name them.
He said he'll break my legs, and don’t tell me he didn’t mean it...he gave me the dead mackerel eyes.
Gus Fring
You are a wealthy man now. One must learn to be rich. To be poor, anyone can manage.
Don Eladio is dead. His capos are dead. You have no-one left to fight for...
I investigate everyone with whom I do business. What careful man wouldn't?
Look at me, Hector.
I hide in plain sight, same as you.
Never make the same mistake twice.
This is what comes with blood for blood, Hector...
Little rata...what a reputation to leave behind.
If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter...
...they will always be your priority, your responsibility. and a man, a man provides.
We are not alike at all Mr. White. You are not a careful man. Your partner showed up late. And he was high…..You can never trust a junkie.
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Bonus
Breaking Bad’s not a comedy show, It’s a crime/drama/thriller show.
You can’t deny though, that there’s some seriously fun situations and quotes in Breaking Bad. That’s why we love this «Breaking Bad as a Sitcom» video, it’s so on point!
If you haven’t seen it yet, do it now!