Weird Al was something that kids would listen to. It’s funny, super funny, smart. It’s just kind of jokey. I remember hearing ‘Smells Like Nirvana’ before hearing ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit.’ That’s how it really worked. I think it’s just such a cool thing how he introduced us to so many cool bands. Even Queen – ‘Another One Rides the Bus.’ – John Gourley
I detest jokes – when somebody tells me one, I feel my IQ dropping; the brain cells start to disappear. But something is funny when the person delivering the line doesn’t know it’s funny or doesn’t treat it as a joke. Maybe it comes from a place of truth, or it’s a sort of rage against society. – Johnny Depp
It’s a source of great sadness to me that my father died without having seen me do anything worthwhile. He was constantly having to make excuses for me. – Daniel Day-Lewis
A lady’s imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment. – Jane Austen
Stay true to yourself, yet always be open to learn. Work hard, and never give up on your dreams, even when nobody else believes they can come true but you. These are not cliches but real tools you need no matter what you do in life to stay focused on your path. – Phillip Sweet
If you want to tell the world who you are, then the world must first show what you do. – Aabas Sadkan
I know I’m not a great singer. But I love to sing and I like to use my voice in different ways. – Melanie Chisholm
For above all things Love means sweetness, and truth, and measure; yea, loyalty to the loved one and to your word. And because of this I dare not meddle with so high a matter. – Marie de France
I’m learning to accept myself. I’m still in the process of learning to love who I am. And it’s been really refreshing and really nice to be able to do that and be okay. I think my fans have brought that out in me. – Dua Lipa
The good life is not one immune to sadness but one in which suffering contributes to our development. – Alain de Botton
Even Kings and emperors with heaps of wealth and vast dominion cannot compare with an ant filled with the love of God. – Guru Nanak
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? – Laurence J. Peter
Any guy hates Valentine’s Day. Even if you’re in love, you can’t win on Valentine’s Day. If you’re married, you can’t win on Valentine’s Day. Valentine’s Day is like the thing you want to avoid at all costs. – Vince Vaughn
