To achieve anything, you must be prepared to dabble on the boundary of disaster.

Understand, our police officers put their lives on the line for us every single day. They’ve got a tough job to do to maintain public safety and hold accountable those who break the law.

– Barack Obama

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

– Benjamin Franklin

A guy can decline an invitation by saying his girlfriend won’t let him go and everyone will likely understand. But if a girl declines an invitation by saying her boyfriend won’t let her go, people will likely get concerned.

Only he who attempts the absurd is capable of achieving the impossible.

– Miguel de Unamun

Five years from today, you will be the same person that you are today, except for the books you read and the people you meet.

– Charlie “Tremendous” Jone

Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley’s very funny, very witty guy, very quick.

– Joe Rogan

Follow that will and that way which experience confirms to be your own.

– Carl Jung

Funny thing is that the poorer people are, the more generous they seem to be.

– Dolly Parton

I like children – fried.

– W. C. Fields

To say ‘I love you’ one must first be able to say the ‘I.’

– Ayn Rand

My role model is my dad.

– Seann William Scott

To have what you have never had, you have to do what you have never done.

– Roy T. Bennett

I’m inconsistent, even to myself.

– Bob Dylan

Sometimes all you need is good workout.

I’m a huge fan of ‘Kung Fu Panda.’ I honestly think that Jack Black’s voice work in ‘Kung Fu Panda’ is the best voice work that’s ever been done. He’s so funny, and it’s such an endearing character. It really is great.

– John Requa

Decide what you want, decide what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work.

– H. L. Hunt

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them.

– Denis Waitley

I’m a Christian by choice.

– Barack Obama

Love is suffering. One side always loves more.

– Catherine Deneuve

In great contests each party claims to act in accordance with the will of God. Both may be, and one must be wrong.

– Abraham Lincoln

Nothing is more precious than life… especially the life of your child.

– Peter Diamandis

It’s sad when someone you know becomes someone you knew.

– Henry Rollins

The pain never really goes away; you just elevate and get used to it by growing stronger.

– Ritu Ghatourey

Create. Not for the money. Not for the fame. Not for the recognition. But for the pure joy of creating something and sharing it.

– Ernest Barbari

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

– Jay London