Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.

Love without conversation is impossible.

– Mortimer Adler

In a recent Valentine’s Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that – oh, who cares?

– Amy Poehler

Love is a game that two can play and both win.

– Eva Gabor

Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is dumb isn’t funny. Dumb is when you say something and the whole room goes, ‘What did he say?’

– Lewis Black

There’s a funny thing about fame. The truth is you run as fast as you can towards it because it’s everything you want. Not just the fame but what it represents, meaning work, meaning opportunity. And then you get there, and it’s shocking how immediately you become enveloped in this world that is incredibly restricting.

– George Clooney

You Are the Master of Your Attitude

– Roy T. Bennett

We shall probably get nearest to the truth if we think of the conscious and personal psyche as resting upon the broad basis of an inherited and universal psychic disposition which is as such unconscious, and that our personal psyche bears the same relation to the collective psyche as the individual to society.

– Carl Jung

Let’s face it: It’s difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.

– Alan King

You win a race, the next race it’s a question mark. Are you still the best or not? That’s what is funny. But that’s what is interesting. And that’s what is challenging. You have to prove yourself every time.

– Michael Schumacher

Everybody I know who is funny, it’s in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don’t like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and a sense of timing.

– Carol Burnett

To me, a forever love is a bond that can’t be broken.

– Nick Cannon

I do not believe in the God of theology who rewards good and punishes evil.

– Albert Einstein

Let us dream of tomorrow where we can truly love from the soul, and know love as the ultimate truth at the heart of all creation.

– Michael Jackson

I mostly use my driver’s license to buy stuff that impairs my ability to drive.

He has a right to criticize, who has a heart to help.

– Abraham Lincoln

You can perhaps, in a number of circumstances, tell yourself that you can’t have more than you have until you do better than you’re doing, but by all means steer clear of its reverse, the creed of defeat, in saying that you can’t do better than you’re doing until you can have more than you have.

– Criss Jami

Follow that will and that way which experience confirms to be your own.

– Carl Jung

If something is shocking without being funny it’s hard to justify.

– Seth MacFarlane

If I get up 10 minutes earlier than usual, I treat it like 2 extra hours and end up late for work.

«It’s not a pyramid scheme» is a phrase almost exclusively used by people involved in pyramid schemes.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

– Ron White

Never stop acquiring the commonsense, it is as good as the knowledge.

– Amit Kalantr

Marriage is the most natural state of man, and… the state in which you will find solid happiness.

– Benjamin Franklin

If aliens come to earth, we have to explain why we made dozens of movies in which we fight and kill them.

Get out of your own way… stop the paralysis by analysis… decide what you want, create a simple plan, and get moving!

– Steve Maraboli