I decided to fly through the air and live in the sunlight and enjoy life as much as I could.

Comedy is so subjective. You could be in a room with 400 people laughing at a joke and you could just not think it’s funny. You’re just sitting there like, ‘Am I in the twilight zone? Why is everyone laughing?’ It’s such a personal thing. People have such a personal visceral response to comedy.

– Todd Phillips

Five years from today, you will be the same person that you are today, except for the books you read and the people you meet.

– Charlie “Tremendous” Jone

Pets are humanizing. They remind us we have an obligation and responsibility to preserve and nurture and care for all life.

– James Cromwell

I am a slow walker, but I never walk back.

– Abraham Lincoln

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

– Ambrose Bierce

be who you set out to be…

– Gino Norri

Experience is what you have after you’ve forgotten her name.

– Milton Berle

Let us always meet each other with smile, for the smile is the beginning of love.

– Mother Teresa

Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.

– H. G. Wells

Every Valentine’s Day, I pretend I don’t care. Like many of us, I say I don’t want the flowers or chocolates or a homemade card. How cheesy. I pretend that it’s over-the-top to want the person you like to make you a ridiculously nice dinner, or do some showy gesture, ala John Cusack with the boombox in ‘Say Anything.’

– Elizabeth Flock

Savages we call them because their manners differ from ours.

– Benjamin Franklin

True love doesn’t come to you it has to be inside you.

– Julia Roberts

My mom is definitely my rock.

– Alicia Keys

You know you’re doing what you love when Sunday nights feel the same as Friday nights….

– Donny Deutsch

Everyone has moments of weakness. But that doesn’t make you weak.

– Katie Alender

There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not.

– Francois de La Rochefoucauld

When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.

– Ella Woodward

Love… it surrounds every being and extends slowly to embrace all that shall be.

– Khalil Gibran

Life is largely a matter of expectation.

– Horace

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. When you feed yourself what your body needs when it needs it, that’s love. So give your bod some TLC and sit down and enjoy a good, substantial breakfast.

– Kathy Freston

Do all things with love.

– Og Mandino

It is possible to have good manners and be funny at the same time. Ronnie Barker and I proved that.

– Ronnie Corbett

She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years.

– J. B. Priestley

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?

– W. Clement Stone

You’re going to find the people that make it work NEVER quit, quitting is NOT an option.

– Bob Procto